Tuesday, July 18, 2006

What's the Big F---ing Deal?

The media is up in arms about a conversation between President Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair that took place at the recent G-8 summit, in which live microphones picked up a comment by Bush stating that Hezbollah needed to stop "doing this sh--," and the current conflict in the Middle East would be over.

My question: What's the big f---ing deal? Oooh, major f---ing scandal. The president of the f---ing United States is a motherf---ing potty-mouth. Are we really that f---ing sheltered to think that Bush could never swear? How many of you c---s out there who are sh--ting on the president have never said a f---ing swear in your entire f---ing life? Precious f---ing few, I'm willing to bet, b--ches. Yeah, maybe we should hold President Bush to a higher standard because he's the f---ing leader of the motherf---ing free world. But he's a f---ing human being. He has the hardest f---ing job in the country, so you a--holes need to cut him some f---ing slack, and if some sh-- dribbles out of his mouth from time to time, chalk it up to the stress of the f---ing job. You know what, I'll take a president who can say all the sh-- he wants in private f---ing conversations if it means that he'll be able to tell c--ks--king p---y a--holes like Kim Jong Il to lick his hairy b---sack when they threaten to send nuclear f---ing missles across the ocean. Donkey r--ing sh-- eater! F--- sh-- c--k a-- t--ties b---r b---h m--f p---y c--k b---hole B--bra Str-----d!

1 comment:

Ben G. said...

As a treat for all you regulars, enjoy the uncensored version of this post for 48 hours before I replace it with the censored version and leave it there for good. Gotta keep this blog PG-13, folks!