A big fat It's A Magical World raspberry goes out to the follicular tragedy known as the fauxhawk. It is a hairstyle that consists of using gel to force hair from the sides of your head into an elevated crest running down the middle. Unlike an actual mohawk, the sides of your head are not shaved, though they may be shorter. Hence the term faux-hawk. Pardon my bluntness, but you look RIDICULOUS! I can't understand why the rooster look is suddenly in vogue. That goes for everyone sporting a fauxhawk: English soccer star David Beckham, Survivor: Panama champion Aras Baskauskas, that wannabe Clay Aiken kid from the audition round of American Idol 5, and every second or third teenage guy in Belgium. Those who heed my warnings and get rid of their fauxhawk immediately will thank me come five years from now, because the fauxhawk is destined to join the jheri curl, the rat tail, and the mullet in the hairstyle hall of shame.
Friday, June 09, 2006
Go Fauxhawk Yourself!
A big fat It's A Magical World raspberry goes out to the follicular tragedy known as the fauxhawk. It is a hairstyle that consists of using gel to force hair from the sides of your head into an elevated crest running down the middle. Unlike an actual mohawk, the sides of your head are not shaved, though they may be shorter. Hence the term faux-hawk. Pardon my bluntness, but you look RIDICULOUS! I can't understand why the rooster look is suddenly in vogue. That goes for everyone sporting a fauxhawk: English soccer star David Beckham, Survivor: Panama champion Aras Baskauskas, that wannabe Clay Aiken kid from the audition round of American Idol 5, and every second or third teenage guy in Belgium. Those who heed my warnings and get rid of their fauxhawk immediately will thank me come five years from now, because the fauxhawk is destined to join the jheri curl, the rat tail, and the mullet in the hairstyle hall of shame.
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