Double Standard Alert

When Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan decide not to wear panties and repeatedly and "accidentally" flash their genitals to the paparazzi, it's considered a career move. But when George Michael and Pee Wee Herman display their endowment to a few selected individuals in semi-private environments such as restrooms and pornographic movie theaters, they're arrested and labled as depraved perverts. And don't tell me it's because the world doesn't mind seeing Britney Spears' land down under. I've seen the uncensored version of those pictures, and it ain't particularly pretty.