Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Happy National Coming Out Day!

Today is National Coming Out Day. I commend all my gay and lesbian brethren who have chosen this day to make the grand public announcement that they are, indeed, homosexual. I have the utmost respect for your courage.

But why must this wondeful occasion be limited to gays? Why can't straight people come out as well? And so, as a nod to equality, I'd like to publicly declare that as of today, I am a proud out-of-the-closet heterosexual. Watch out ladies, because I am on the prowl! Raaaaaaaaar!

No comments: